The ‘Cunning’ Fairer Sex

The phrase fairer sex must have been coined by some novice who probably never understood the intricacies of the modern world. Now calling the fairer sex ‘cunning’ might have consequences, considering the fact that majority of the readers of my blog are girls & the fact that I still don’t have a girl-friend.

But I guess, I will boast my ego by acting gutsy & brag just one more time, the title of my blog (read-the iconoclast) & bring certain facts(read-not generalizations) in front of my readers.

With cunning, I mean clever & yes I also mean deceitful. But here, cunning signifies ‘crafty’. The fairer sex knows the art of manipulating the macho sex & this has been continuing for ages.

(Notice that I use Present perfect continuous tense.)The ironical thing is that we are just not ready to admit it. Obviously, one reason is our obsession with looks which continually makes us believe:

‘What are little girls made up of?

Sugar, spice and all things nice’

Amongst other reasons, well, I will revert back to the word crafty.Yes; they subtly craft the whole issue to make you believe that the matter is plain & practical. And because we already have given them the Godly status, we are forced to concede to their viewpoint. In the whole game, they have once again made a ‘popput’ out of men (Read-Boys, they still treat you like that, don’t they).

Now, one of my friend says:  'A girl can make a boy do anything’

I reply: ‘Yes, almost anything’.

He has handled variety when it comes to the fairer sex.

And I, well, I have observed & analyzed variety.And guess what, so far-so good.

The day men start using their brains before believing women blindly, we would have a peaceful world. Go down the history lane, & two epics come to mind; ‘Mahabharata’ and ‘Ramayana’.

What was the cause???...

And now I will get straight into your face:

How many times have you fought with your friends over a girl….

& when was the last time when your boss scolded you over confidential information leaked, courtesy the gorgeous girl in your Bay...

The fairer sex is made that way & the macho sex can’t live without them. AND if you, the boys, have the right to flirt, then they, the girls, have the right to manipulate.

So, here's the solution:

I’m a hard-core believer of street-smart ideas.Since, we can’t get around them or through them, let’s negotiate with them:

1)They are just girls, don’t give them the divine status.

2)Nowhere is it written that beautiful girls are simple, honest and kind. Stop

assuming it.

3)Girls are complex yet their behavioral pattern is predictable.So,use your head or else consult someone who has handled variety.

4)And please, for heavens sake, stop fighting with other people over girls. It shall land you nowhere.

5)Lastly, read the above rules atleast twice every month.We, the boys, tend to forget them, everytime we look at something close to 36-24-36.

After reading the above, sentiments are bound to get hurt, I know.But, India is a democracy. They taught me, you have the right to your opinion. Never mind, that we still keep coming on to streets over petty religious issues & show our liberalism by banning books and issuing fatwas.

The future will be less tense if girls are analyzed on the basis of past observations, which suddenly reminds me that tomorrow morning at 7,I have to teach tenses & it's already ten past two, so I better doze off.